- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

no really what are ur names?

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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