Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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