- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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