- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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