- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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