There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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