- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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