Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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