- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

a chinese man pays the full price

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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