- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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