- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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