- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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