How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Men's rights

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

your mama so old, shes dead.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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