Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Obama

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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karn chevalier

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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