If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

I'm Polish.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

I'm homeless.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Peas

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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