What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Eric is gay Ha

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