- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

This is an anti-joke.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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