sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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