your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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