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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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