My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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