How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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