- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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