- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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