- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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