Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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