- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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