Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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womens rights

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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XD Jackass.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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