- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

u know whats a crime? rape

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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