- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere