A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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I hate blackniggers

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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George W. Bush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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