- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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