What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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