- Anti Joke

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Women's Rights.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Andoni was here

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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