Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Amanda Knox walks home free.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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