- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What is the difference?

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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