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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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