- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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