What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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