- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Tony Romo

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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