- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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