What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Knock Knock Come in

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

AIDS

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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