- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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