- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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