Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

what do you call a black chef glendon

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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