A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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