- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

13 =B you just learned something

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Women.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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