Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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