why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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