whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A miserable man committed suicide.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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