- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's 1+1? 69.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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