- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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