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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

One, two, three, four and five

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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