- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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