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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

well use a tissue!

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

FUCK YOU

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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