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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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