What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

I'm Coming

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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