- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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