- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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