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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Fine, ladies first.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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