What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's big and purple? Barney

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

^ That's not even funny ^

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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