What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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America

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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