KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Anti Joke

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