- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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