- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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