- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Your mom is so old she died

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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