So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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call me maybe.

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