- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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