- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

knock knock come in !

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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