- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Your Mom The End.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Women's Rights

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

i found waldo.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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