Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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