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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Faithful men.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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