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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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