What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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