- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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