- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

ewrg

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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