AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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