What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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