- Anti Joke

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood