- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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