- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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