A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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I am a mime

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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