- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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