- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Knock Knock Who's there

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