Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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