"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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