why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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