- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

womens rights.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Andoni was here

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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