whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Women's rights.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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