What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Anti Joke

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