What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Justin Bieber

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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