A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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