Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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