What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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AIDS

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Women's Rights

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Black people stink of shite!

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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