- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Your're racist.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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