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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Who wants $300? Me too.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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