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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Fine, ladies first.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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