How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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