- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What's the new green? Green

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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