knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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VITAMIN C!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Anti Joke

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