why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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