- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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