Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

pull my finger (farts)

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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