- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Justin Beiber

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

i just wrote this so hard

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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