The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

this website is a bad joke

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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