Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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My spelling is horrible

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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