What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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