Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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