- Anti Joke

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.