Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

You are joking right?

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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