- Anti Joke

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Chuck Norris.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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