- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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