Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

The diamond one below is hilarious.

hers a joke... japanese people

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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