- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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