- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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