Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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