- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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