I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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