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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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