- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

I'm Polish.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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