Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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