whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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