What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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