What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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HELLO EVERYONE

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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