- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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