- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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