- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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