- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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