Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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