- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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