- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

My spelling is horrible

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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