- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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