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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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