Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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