Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Neither have I

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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