Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Tall asians

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What is the difference?

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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