- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Do you play piano? No

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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