'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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